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 The Shoe Shop Score: 54 Moves: 8

> refuse again

Jesus raises his hand...

> hell outta here

Oh my god! You killed Plastic Jesus!

> Plastic Jesus?

The genuine Original Jesus is over there...

I warned you. Jesus smites your ass, baby! One million grues pour out of his holy nostrils and eat you before you have a chance to scream.

*** You have died ***

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