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Zork 3

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 Bathroom Score: 10 Moves: 5


> Open door


You open the door and walk into a rather small bathroom compared to the size of the house. There is opened silver chest bolted to the wall with a flashlight in it. There is also a medicine cabinet.


> Take flashlight and open medicine cabinet


You take the flashlight. You then attempt to open the medicine cabinet, but it is padlocked.


> Use key


You whip out your keychain and use your brass key to unlock the cabinet. You slowly open it and you find yourself staring in a dark tunnel.