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 In a Cage Somewhere Score: 15000 Moves: 14

> Where the hell am I?!

I'm not going to tell you that. You'll find out soon enough...

> Just narrate!

You are standing in a cage about four feet wide and four feet long, in a room full of switches and flashing buttons.You notice that you are no longer a zombie, and you are wearing nothing but a diaper.

> A diaper! WTF?!!

Yes, you know. Look it up on Wikipedia or something. Just be thankful you haven't been sent to hell or eaten by a grue.

> Just tell me what I can do!