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 Escape from the Cage! Score: 22500 Moves: 15

You pull a weird pointy thing out of your diaper (you wondered what that pain in your leg was), fiddle with something or other on a nearby panel and are free. Just then, a slimey alien enters. You're on an alien spaceship!

> What? Is that the best you can do?

Well, I'd like to see you create a video game. Anyway, what's wrong with aliens?

The alien says to you that he is sorry for all the trouble, but he says that he, his brother and his sister were the only aliens left not undead after a zombie attack on their planet. He says he wanted to test the cure for zombification before he used it. He removes your diaper and gives you back your clothes. You put them on and he beams you back down to earth.