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Zork 3
activus/Grue_nest | Score: 0 | Moves: 0 |
The scientists redirect the portal to some desert. Man, isn't that portal great? The scientists tell you that grues has been breeding offspring so that they would carry out general chaos, and they (the scientists, not the grues) are depending on you to put a stop to it. The offspring are located in a nest somewhere in the desert.
There is a sandstorm coming from the east.
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