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Zork 3
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| Fire lightcannon
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Score: -2387423797450273408
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Moves: 47
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> Fire lightcannon!
You take 2 turns to charge your lightcannon. However, the Ur-Grue takes 3 turns gloating about his final victory.
> Fire!!!
You fire the lightcannon, and it.........
.....does absolutely nothing.
> What???
This new Ur-Grue is resistant to lightcannons.
> inventory
- 100 heat-seeking missiles
- 5 minutes of laser power
- 4 flash bombs
- Four 500-kilowatt searchlights (5 minutes of use)
- 10 nest-destroying bombs that for some reason can't be used on anything else
- 30 minutes' worth of coolant
- One rear-mounted awesome-powered light cannon
- 100 Nukes
Elven Elfin Sword of Great Antiquity- A crowbar
- That poor kid's keychain
- A pot of gold
- A beautiful painting
- A stolic (?)
- A pair of bolt-cutters
- The Platinum Utility Ladder
- Soiled Pants (being worn)
- Sunglasses (being worn)
- Anti-Gruebot (being used)
- The Gruesome book of Grues
- A flashlight with batteries
- Sapphire Bracelet
- A Brass Bauble
- The Solid Gold Coffin
- A can of compressed air
- A stick of gum
- A batch of grumblecakes
- Half of a grilled cheese sandwich
> I stuff everything I have into the lightcannon!
Are you sure?
> YES!
Okay... You stuff your heat seeking missiles, nukes, and a whole lot of other things that I don't want to list-
> I STUFF IN MY PANTS!
-and it becomes a Thermolightcannon!
> Wow! I thought I was going to die!
Don't tempt me.
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