Game:Zork3/Ur-GrueFight1 11

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 Slash Ur-Grue with ye sword Score: -4384196094873164 Moves: 47



> Get ye sword!


You mysteriously withdraw the elven elfin sword from the depths of your bottomless back pocket. It is glowing brighter than 100000000 supernovas happening at once!


> Wait... Shouldn't the Ur-Grue die from all that light?


You forgot that it radiates darkness that normal light cannot penetrate.


> Kill Ur-Grue


You charge valiantly towards the Ur-Grue, bashing your way through all the Grues standing in your way. As it prepares to launch a fist towards you, you run up its shoulder and........

.......kill it in one blow.


> What!!?!? That easy???


Yeah. However, a grue ate you.


> YOU MOTHERFU-


*** You have died ***


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