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Zork 3
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| Slash Ur-Grue with ye sword
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Score: -4384196094873164
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Moves: 47
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> Get ye sword!
You mysteriously withdraw the elven elfin sword from the depths of your bottomless back pocket. It is glowing brighter than 100000000 supernovas happening at once!
> Wait... Shouldn't the Ur-Grue die from all that light?
You forgot that it radiates darkness that normal light cannot penetrate.
> Kill Ur-Grue
You charge valiantly towards the Ur-Grue, bashing your way through all the Grues standing in your way. As it prepares to launch a fist towards you, you run up its shoulder and........
.......kill it in one blow.
> What!!?!? That easy???
Yeah. However, a grue ate you.
> YOU MOTHERFU-
- *** Your death causes YOU!! ***
Would you like to try out capitalism, restore Soviet Russia, or get mauled by loony right-wing American anti-communists? (Type CAPITALISM, RUSSIA, or MAULED BY AMERICANS):
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