Game:Zork3/Ur-GrueFight1 2

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 Ur-Grue Fight!! Score: ? Moves: 47

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The Ur-Grue is the king of all grues. It is a near-invulnerable, absolutely fucking humongous grue fused with the soul of a long-dead sorcerer way uglier than even Michael Jackson. It radiates total darkness impenetrable by most forms of light.

In short, you're totally screwed.

What would you like to do in your last desperate move?