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 CH3FARK Score: 0 Moves: 0

Looking around, you notice the gruefeciologist smirking suspiciously. You kill the gruefeciologist before he can reveal himself to be a grue.

> search gruefeciologist

Inside you find a wallet.

> search wallet

You find a Fark membership card. Turns out that the gruefeciologist was actually a Farker playing you just to get a shot at Oprah. Hey, killing a Farker just got you onto Oprah's good side!