Game:Zork/wimp

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 wimp Score: 0 Moves: 0

You wimp out and decide not to fight the Ur-Grue, instead going home and watching some Harrison Ford movies. Moron - a Gruiform leaps out of your television and eats you.


*** You got screwed ***


Would you like to bend over, restore the missionary position, or end this session of lovemaking? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):