Game:Zork/wimp

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 wimp Score: 0 Moves: 0

You wimp out and decide not to fight the Ur-Grue, instead going home and watching some Harrison Ford movies. Moron - an Ersa leaps out of your television and eats you.


*** In Soviet Russia, died have YOU! ***


In Soviet Russia, game would like to start over YOU! In Soviet Russia, saved position restore YOU! In Soviet Russia, session of Zork ends YOU! (IN SOVIET RUSSIA, RESTART, RESTORE OR QUIT TYPE YOU!)

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