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Zork
| Foyer | Score: 5 | Moves: 4 |
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Being the scaredy-cat that you are, you gently, slowly, and noiselessly lift the trapdoor lid a fraction of a fraction of half a quarter millimetre, and peek at the forbidden secrets within...
Just screwing with you. What you really see is a long, glowing blue thing (probably a sword or saber) wielded by a shadowy individual. He (or she) looks dangerous. Better stay up here. |
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