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 Cellar Score: -1 Moves: ?

> open trapdoor

The door reluctantly opens to reveal a rickety staircase descending into darkness.

> down

You are in a dark and damp cellar with a narrow passageway leading east, and a crawlway to the south. On the west is the bottom of a steep metal ramp which is unclimbable.

There is a dangerous-looking person lurking in the shadows. Before you can examine them further, the figure lunges forward, and a moment later a long, glowing blue thing slashes through the air towards your neck...


...If it's any consolation, you were only worth 2 experience points.

*** You suck ***

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