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 Long-deserted bathroom Score: ? Moves: ?

> open trap door with words "Viet-Kong booby trap" clearly painted on it

Theres a huge explosion! You set off a Viet-Kong booby trap! Sarge told you about this you little bitch. Sarge said to never open trap doors. Charlie was all around you and you got killed by a Viet-Kong booby trap. War is hell kid.

It appears that the last blow was too much for you. I'm afraid that you are dead.

As you take your last breath, you feel relieved of your burdens. The feeling passes as you find yourself before the gates of Hell, where the spirits jeer at you and deny you entry. Your senses are disturbed. The objects in the dungeon appear indistinct, bleached of color, even unreal.

> examine me

You appear to be made of a translucent floating white substance. There seems to be a golden halo hovering above your head.