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> open trap door with words "Viet-Kong booby trap" clearly painted on it

Theres a huge explosion! You set off a Viet-Kong booby trap! Sarge told you about this you little bitch. Sarge said to never open trap doors. Charlie was all around you and you got killed by a Viet-Kong booby trap. War is hell kid.

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