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Game:Zork/room4

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Nondescript room Score: 0 Moves: 0

> go south

Wow. You've never seen a Grue with a knife in its leg before.

Suffice it to say, you're dead.

*** Mama mia! ***

It's a me, Mario! Would-a you like to start over, restore-a your saved position, or end-a your session of Zork? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):

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