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 parrot Score: 12 Moves: 34

The parrot doesn't want to talk to you.

> feed parrot

What do you want to feed the parrot?

> parrot food, of course

The parrot happily eats your genitals. You are now infertile.


Parrots eat human genitals, didn't you know that, numbnuts?

> You are making that up. Gimme my genitals back.

Hey, it's not like you're gonna need them.

> Hey! In text adventure games you lose if you don't have every single item in your inventory!

Fine. There is a cabinet nearby, labeled SPARE GENITALS.

> Open cabinet. Get genitals.

Congratulations. You are now able to reproduce.

The parrot ruffles it's feathers.