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You rifle through the trash, removing an apple core, a crumpled piece of paper, and the long lost gold of Bluebeard the Pirate. But, woe is you, at the bottom of the pile was a grue. It devours you for thinking that, for one second, you could actually come out ahead.

*** You have died ***

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