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Zork
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No Orleans | Score: -10 | Moves: -6 |
Uhm... indeed, if it's in the open air it's probably not a dungeon. You gain +10 points for that ingenious observation. But you're still not any closer to playing Zork, so lose 10 points too. You still insist on swimming? |