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 oilplatform Score: -10 Moves: -7

> swim south

You come across a grue and decide it's a wise idea to continually poke it with a toasting fork. The grue is unimpressed and devours you whole.

SUDDENLY! You are on a cloud in deep space, and there is a man standing in front of you.

> examine man

He appears to be Anubis, the God of Death.

What would you like to do?