Game:Zork/n00b

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 Zork: The Great Underground Empire Score: meh Moves: 1


> pwn grue

You attempt to viciously pwn the grue, but your Pwn4g3 stat isn't high enough for this creature to be pwnt. Why don't you go train it up for awhile? Oh, but you can't, because YOU HAVE BEEN EATEN BY THE GRUE!!


*** Your life functions have ceased to serve you ***


Would you request that your game be reset so that you can choose a different path, backtrack until you can remember exactly where you went wrong and hope to correct your erroneous mistake with minimized effort, or cease the playing of Zork for a varying period of time determined by your decision? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):

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