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 Somewhere Score: 150 Moves: 64

> go southwest

You motion toward the steep staircase, but your self-proclaimed lover says "Oh... let me help you down, my love."

With her guiding hand, the both of you reach the bottom of the stairs.

"Alas! Only 8 more turns until I succumb to the curse! Oh, woe!"

You wonder whether or not NPCs should be allowed to know about in-game concepts such as "turns".