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 Arcade Score: ? Moves: ?

> north

You step out of the underground sandstone corridor and - since it's been awhile since we've had a good immersion-breaking anachronism - into a dimly-lit video arcade. At least, that's what you think it is, judging from the bleeps and squawks of assorted attract modes.

"Woe, my love! The curse will be upon me in seven turns!" weeps the Medusataur.

> play games

You move toward the arcade machines, enticed by their siren song of squarewaves and white noise explosions, but you can't see anything around you, and oops, the Medusataur has grabbed your arm and led you...