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Zork
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Finally, a flash of light! Well, this place is different. It seems to be roughly the same general shape as it was before, but everything is... Wrong. Also, the clothes you're in are kinda stylish. Instead of being pathetic. It's like a backwards world. Suddenly, you see a grue in the corner of your eye... Strange, the room is fairly well lit. Somehow, it seems to be deathly afraid of you, despite your lack of anti-grue armaments. Unfortunately, the only exit is behind the grue, so all you can really do is try to bargain with the grue... | ||