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> talk to grue

"So wait, why aren't you trying to eat me," you ask. The grue responds with "What? would I eat you? We grues aren't savages... We're just peaceful, sociable creatures. You should be the one trying to eat me... You're human, aren't you? Which reminds me. How can you be in a place like this, which has a clear light source?"

Without waiting for an answer, the grue timidly walks out, then breaks in to a run. This place is screwed up alright...