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Zork
| Maze | Score: 145 | Moves: 79 |
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After working so hard to get your beautiful, shiny bolt cutters, you throw them at the Grue in a mad panic. This enrages the already hungry Grue, and it starts stamping its feet as it prepares to charge at you.
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