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Zork

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 Grue Score: ? Moves: ?


> attack grue

How the hell did you get this far without a brain? The grue devours you before you have a chance to scream.

Maybe next time you'll bring something better than a knife.

Like a tank.


*** You have died ***


Would you like to start over, restore a saved position, or end this session of Zork? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):


> i hate you in every way possible


Oh yeah, you could've also tried using that butter knife behind you. Sorry I didn't mention about it earlier.