Game:Zork/knifegrue

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> attack grue

How the hell did you get this far without a brain? The grue devours you before you have a chance to scream.

Maybe next time you'll bring something better than a knife.

Like a tank.


*** You have won ***


> What? I won?!

Oops, sorry, my mistake. Got the wrong banner... ah, here we go:


*** You suck ***


Would you like to not suck, cheat by loading someone else's save, or give up out of frustration? (type NOT SUCK, CHEAT, or GIVE UP):


> i hate you in every way possible


Oh yeah, you could've also tried using that chicken nugget behind you. Sorry I didn't mention about it earlier.