Game:Zork/tank
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You go to a nearby tank store, buy a tank, and drive the tank to the nondescript room. The Grue stands there. You shoot the Grue with a 50 ton block of osmium from your barrel. Unfortunately, the 50 ton block of osmium explodes. The tremor makes the lightbulb fall on your head and electrify you. The Grue, whom you missed with the shot, chops off your head and adds it to his trophy collection. Oh yeah, it also took your 50 ton block of osmium. Tough luck, bitch.
As you take your last breath, you feel relieved of your burdens. The feeling passes as you find yourself before the gates of Hell, where the spirits jeer at you and deny you entry. Your senses are disturbed. The objects in the dungeon appear indistinct, bleached of color, even unreal.
You appear to be made of a translucent floating white substance. There seems to be a golden halo hovering above your head. |
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