Game:Zork/tank

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You escaped Hell successfully!

You go to a nearby tank store, buy a tank, and drive the tank to the nondescript room. The Grue stands there. You shoot the Grue with a lasso from your barrel.

Unfortunately, the lasso explodes. The tremor makes the lightbulb fall on your head and electrify you. The Grue, whom you missed with the shot, chops off your head and adds it to his trophy collection. Oh yeah, it also took your lasso. Tough luck, bitch.


*** You kicked the bucket ***


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