Game:Zork/killgruewithchucks

Zork

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Use Chucks	Score: Not a lot	Moves: 454
> Use Chucks ...*bursts out laughing* > What? If this was REALLY your save file, you'd know that Chuck Norris sided with the Grues about 41 turns ago. But this isn't your playthrough, is it? Screw Grue, Chuck's going to kill YOU! > use Slaxe Chucks Um... you dropped your slaxe-chucks, remember? Not like it'll do you any good, Chuck Norris is armed with a 2-ply tissue. Trust me, that's enough for him to strangle YOU with. Punk-ass cheater. SUDDENLY! You are on a cloud in deep space, and there is a man standing in front of you. > examine man He appears to be Anubis, the God of Death. What would you like to do? give him a piece of gum ask him to bring you back to life restore Wait! I kill Chuck Norris!