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| Use Chucks
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Score: Not a lot
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Moves: 454
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> Use Chucks
...*bursts out laughing*
> What?
If this was REALLY your save file, you'd know that Chuck Norris sided with the Grues about 41 turns ago. But this isn't your playthrough, is it? Screw Grue, Chuck's going to kill YOU!
> use Slaxe Chucks
Um... you dropped your slaxe-chucks, remember? Not like it'll do you any good, Chuck Norris is armed with a 2-ply tissue. Trust me, that's enough for him to strangle YOU with. Punk-ass cheater.
It appears that the last blow was too much for you. I'm afraid that you are dead.
As you take your last breath, you feel relieved of your burdens. The feeling passes as you find yourself before the gates of Hell, where the spirits jeer at you and deny you entry. Your senses are disturbed. The objects in the dungeon appear indistinct, bleached of color, even unreal.
> examine me
You appear to be made of a translucent floating white substance. There seems to be a golden halo hovering above your head.
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