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 The Super Ultimate Final Conclusive Showdown Battle of The End Score: WTF!? Moves: I think this is your last move.

> Wait! I kill Chuck Norris!

rolls on the floor laughing for about an hour*

gets up, realizes that you are serious, and does it again*

eventually gives in*

Alright. Exactly how do you kill Chuck Norris?