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Zork

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Cloud Score: ? Moves: ?

> jump off the cloud

You close your eyes, and run towards the edge of the cloud. You leap, expecting to plunge to your untimely demise, but you seem to be flying.

> examine self

You seem to have sprouted wings. What do you do?

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