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> use flight abilities to kill grues

Are you kidding me? If you had any sense at all, you'd know that the plot twist of sudden flight ability is WAY too ridiculous. You are actually dreaming. You passed out when you hit your head after stabbing yourself.

> wake up

It's too late. In the few extra seconds when you were asleep on the living room floor, a grue has crawled up. When you wake up, the grue eats you.

*** Mama mia! ***

It's a me, Mario! Would-a you like to start over, restore-a your saved position, or end-a your session of Zork? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):