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 Unfocom Office Desk Score: ? Moves: ?

> Search desk

You find a chair, a woman sitting in the chair, some drawers, and a portal opener devise. The woman is mad at you for searching her desk.

> That's it? No knives or grues or something?

What did you expect? Pencils?

> Take portal opener.

The woman starts yelling at you and pulls a galaxy bazooka out of one of the drawers in her desk.

> Why didn't I find it when I searched the desk?

You didn't open the drawers, duh. You have to open a drawer to look through it.