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> Device is spelled with a C.
Then suddenly, a mysterious man jumps out with two S shaped swords. There is an army of tamed grues behind him. Did I mention that those swords are poisoned? And flaming. And cackling with electicity. And sharp. They also happen to be S shaped.
> Let me guess. I'm dead.
Not yet. The poison is a slow and painful one, and he only cuts off your arms and legs. You spend the next five hours writhing in horrible pain. While you are doing this, the woman shoots the man with the galaxy bazooka and the grues eat your arms and legs, which had been poisoned by the guy's swords. They all die instantly. Of course, none of this matters to you because you are in a torturous pain and you're dying.
It appears that the last blow was too much for you. I'm afraid that you are dead.
As you take your last breath, you feel relieved of your burdens. The feeling passes as you find yourself before the gates of Hell, where the spirits jeer at you and deny you entry. Your senses are disturbed. The objects in the dungeon appear indistinct, bleached of color, even unreal.
> examine me
You appear to be made of a translucent floating white substance. There seems to be a golden halo hovering above your head.
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