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 Don't get cocky! Score: :-% Moves: Error

> Talk back

Fine. You know what? You shall die. This is what you get for getting cocky.

You stumble upon a magical immortality potion.

> drink potion

It tastes lovely, like 1001 of the best and most alcoholic beverages mixed together.

However, then hordes of Ur-grues come, rip your flesh off, stretch your limbs until they break, eat the meat inside, and put the flesh on a Soylent Green conveyor belt.

And, since you didn't die, you don't get to restart.

So, Ha.