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Even Deeper in Woods
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Score: 15
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Moves: 8
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> follow music
As you follow the sound through the forest paths, the sweet music becomes steadily clearer, though the path becomes steadily darker. You feel you know where this may be going, but you are helpless to resist the urge to follow the sound.
> stop following music
I already told you, you can't! After several minutes of walking, you come across a small clearing in the forest, which you can just make out. A large shadowy figure is sitting on a log playing the most enchanting ocarina music you've ever heard.
> No! Don't go near him!
You are compelled to keep going... as you move closer, the shadowy figure becomes more clear... oh no! It's a Grue cosplaying as Saria from Ocarina of Time! You are powerless to resist as his musical enchantment and green hair dye brings you right up to within an inch of its mouth... and then it eats you.
It appears that the last blow was too much for you. I'm afraid that you are dead.
As you take your last breath, you feel relieved of your burdens. The feeling passes as you find yourself before the gates of Hell, where the spirits jeer at you and deny you entry. Your senses are disturbed. The objects in the dungeon appear indistinct, bleached of color, even unreal.
> examine me
You appear to be made of a translucent floating white substance. There seems to be a golden halo hovering above your head.
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