Game:Zork/extremesarcasmnomore

“Where has the Ur-Grue gone? I shall tell you. We have killed him - you and I. We are his murderers.”

~ Friedrich Nietzsche on the Ur-Grue

Zork

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extremesarcasmnomore	Score: 60	Moves: 0
> use extreme sarcasm The Ur-Grue sustains 44 damage from the sarcasm. His energy shield shatters, causing another 80 damage to be dealt to both fighters. You, 20/100 HP. Him, 32/215 HP. The Ur-Grue is stunned for three turns, but can no longer be hurt by extreme sarcasm. You quickly charge your light-mod, take aim at the Ur-Grue, and vaporize him just in time. All that is left of the Ur-Grue is the Ancient Map - the final treasure of Zork. > get ancient map You can't get ye Ancient- > Oh shut the fuck up Aw, you're no fun anymore. Fine, you get the map, and that means... That means I win, doesn't it? Read ancient map