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Final Room
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Score: 999
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Moves: Infinity
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> read ancient map
"Congratulations, mighty adventurer! You have finally won the game! But another quest awaits you - a quest of text-based action and fantasy the likes of which you have never ever ever seen! Ancient evils will be battled by modern goods, and the fates of worlds - one of which may be YOURS - will hang in the balance! Only YOU, with YOUR $19.99, can vanquish the GReat Underground Empire once and for all!
Available next (or more like this) December, from the creators of Zork:
Zork 2: Gruel and Unusual Punishment
“The frothing demand for this game increases.” ~ IGN
“This isn't like iScream. It's much better.” ~ Official Internet Magazine
And yes, this actually means that:
- *** YOU HAVE WON ***
Now, pick your poison once and for all:
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The Trophy
Now that you've won Zork, you are now permitted to add the following box to your userpage: