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| No proof
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Score: ?
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Moves: ?
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> I can't
That's it? you just can't?
> Yep
Ok...Umm...That's boring, but ok...Uhh...What do you do next?
> What are my options?
Wow, forgotten already? You are dumb.
> Hey! Answer the question!
Umm...Well, I was expecting something to jump out and eat you, but that's not happening, so your options are the same as before. Except you already said you couldn't prove your story, so your only real option is to search the desk.
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