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 Arcade Score: ? Moves: ?

> go north

You step out of the underground sandstone corridor and - since it's been awhile since we've had a good immersion-breaking anachronism - into a dimly-lit video arcade. The walls are lined with arcade cabinets that were popular when this game was written, but are now hilariously out-of-date. The far exit is northwest.

You have 17 turns before the Pharaoh's Curse comes into effect.

> go northwest

You proceed to go northwest, but suddenly you notice that all of the machines have one free credit. If you don't play them, someone else is going to get the free credit...