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 Underground Tower Score: ? Moves: ?

> enter unlocked building

You shuffle through the door, inside of which is the interior of some sort of tower. Why anybody would build a tower in a cave is beyond me.

There's a smooth spiral ramp leading downward, and a rubble-blocked stairway leading upward.

There is also a scroll labelled DAIYEN FOOELS on the wall.

> Go up

You can't - it's blocked with rubble.

> examine scroll

It reads:

Frobozz Magic Scroll Co. Scroll of Genocide

Reading this scroll will allow you to instantly make any creature of your choice extinct, forever.

Warning: side effects include hair loss, impotence, and subsequent arrest and trial for crimes against humanity.

These words are followed with various magical runes.