Game:Zork/genocidegrues

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> recite scroll of genocide


This is a scroll of genocide! Which species do you want to genocide?


> Ummm... Grues?


Congratulations! You wiped out the Grues! YOU WIN!

Okay, here's what really happened: you've got the Pharaoh's Curse. Curses are actually highly contagious. So, by touching the scroll of genocide, it became cursed as well. And everbody knows that cursed scrolls do the opposite of what they're supposed to do.


> What's the opposite of genocide?


Well, "genocide grues" is to make grues disappear, so the opposite would be "make grues appear".

And whatta ya know - a bunch of grues just appeared one inch in front of your face.



It appears that the last blow was too much for you. I'm afraid that you are dead.

As you take your last breath, you feel relieved of your burdens. The feeling passes as you find yourself before the gates of Hell, where the spirits jeer at you and deny you entry. Your senses are disturbed. The objects in the dungeon appear indistinct, bleached of color, even unreal.


> examine me

You appear to be made of a translucent floating white substance. There seems to be a golden halo hovering above your head.