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 Cave Score: 11 Moves: 7

> use batteries

You stare at the batteries for two hours trying to think of something to use them on.

But eventually, inspiration hits you.

> lick batteries

You run your tongue over the contacts. Mmmm, voltage. Tangy.

...Wait, what? No, you idiot! I meant the other inspiriation!

> construct MacGyver-style device with pants, the knife, the batteries and the stick of gum

Much better.

> inv

You have a small black cube with a large red button labeled "Win Game" on one side.