Game:Zork/cashregister

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 Jordanhill railway station Score: 3010 Moves: 19


> Open cash register

You pull the lever and the drawer comes out at high speed, hitting you in the spleen, thusly rupturing it. You fall to the ground with a thud, and so does the drawer, but on top of you. Who cares though! You got all that money, so you can get a new spleen! And look at that 3000 point boost!


> Wow! The gods love me today!

No they don't, the Grue that was sleeping in this station was woken up by your fiasco and eats you.


> you strive to deny me all pleasures, don't you.

Thats what you get for being a Shadow fanboy, among other things.


Hold on.....as you encounter your death, your spirit floats out of your body and suddenly collapses, and as you fall helplessly to the ground, still in your ghostly state, you sparkle and glitter, and as you hit the ground (not that you feel it, for you're a ghost), your body starts to shimmer in all sorts of colours. Confusion reigns over you and asks you what is happening. Suddenly, your body starts disappearing, and in the confusion, you black out just as your head disappears.

Sometime later, you open your eyes and find you're back in the nondescript room! Your spirit is back in your body, which remarkably has no scratches or marks from your previous encounter! Phew, you've survived another one of those untimely deaths! You give thanks to the narrator, your god, for keeping you alive and praise him for letting you restart without dying! Oh, to make sure it's the nondescript room, you'll have to look to see if the Grue's here.


> look


Oh, never mind, you got eaten by the Grue anyway.