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Set #1, Take III Score: 0 Moves: 20

> Look around

You are now inside the garage of the house. Dusty tarps cover an odd shape nearby.

> peek underneath

Underneath is the single stupidest car you've ever seen in your life.

> Oh God

Actually, it's called a 1964 Peel Trident. If you puke on her, BTW, you're cleaning it up...wuss.

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