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 Set #1, Take III Score: 0 Moves: 21

> Drive Trident

It appears we have now arrived at the optional driving stage. Get from Point A to Point B without killing yourself. Or totaling my damn car.

> wait, she's yours?

No, old Peelie is actually my grandmother's. But the Isle of Man can't make her another one, so watch it.

> drive

You put the idiotic junk heap into gear, stomp on the accelerator, annnnnnnnnnddd immediately plow directly into the closed garage doors.

> get out

The flimsy excuse for a car has been totaled.

> run from angry narrator

Too late. I'm afraid that you've already been given a shank in the ribs.

*** You have died ***

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