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| Set #1, Take III
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Score: 0
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Moves: 21
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> Drive Trident
It appears we have now arrived at the optional driving stage. Get from Point A to Point B without killing yourself. Or totaling my damn car.
> wait, she's yours?
No, old Peelie is actually my grandmother's. But the Isle of Man can't make her another one, so watch it.
> drive
You put the idiotic junk heap into gear, stomp on the accelerator, annnnnnnnnnddd immediately plow directly into the closed garage doors.
> get out
The flimsy excuse for a car has been totaled.
> run from angry narrator
Too late. I'm afraid that you've already been given a shank in the ribs.
It appears that the last blow was too much for you. I'm afraid that you are dead.
As you take your last breath, you feel relieved of your burdens. The feeling passes as you find yourself before the gates of Hell, where the spirits jeer at you and deny you entry. Your senses are disturbed. The objects in the dungeon appear indistinct, bleached of color, even unreal.
> examine me
You appear to be made of a translucent floating white substance. There seems to be a golden halo hovering above your head.
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