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 Mist Score: 0 Moves: 15

> Go east

Walking east, you nearly smack yourself on the back wall of a dingy building.

> the hell

Every window on the structure is darkened, but dim light is radiating from a neon sign which reads, The Blue Oyster.

> Inv

There is nothing in your inventory.

> what about my clothes?!

You have expended your clothes as bandages, and are thusly naked.

> Oh. But what is that dreadful noise?

Music is wafting from somewhere nearby.