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 And still not as gay as Twilight... Score: 0_0 Moves: 16

> Enter Blue Oyster

You enter a dim bar choked with the scent of stale cigarette smoke.

> whoooooshit

Too late. You are set upon by a large crowd of leather-clad mustachios.

> run like hell

They've blocked the door.

> frantically try to cover nudity

You have received a standing ovation.

> What...what are they gonna do with me?


THE END.......?