Game:Zork/Zork/inventory

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 Road out of Hell Score: 0 Moves: 11


 Nondescript Room Score: 0 Moves: 1


> inventory

You pull out each item in the inventory as you examine them. You have:

5 litres of human blood, 206 bones, a skull, a human brain (embedded in skull), a layer of skin (being worn), two eyes (embedded in skull), a tongue, a stomach (half-full), a digestive tract, a rectum (half-full), a bladder (half-empty), a liver, a kidney (worth 500 zorkmids), another kidney (in use), two lungs (in use), a human heart (in use), a spleen (unventilated), some genitals, 412 human hairs (being worn), a song (embedded in heart), a smile (embedded in skull), 9 hopes, 12 dreams, 14 regrets, 99 problems, 17 fears, 5 ounces of darkness (embedded in heart) and a consciousness (in use).

You also have pants, a stick of gum, and an anti-Grue uniform. Unfortunately, the gods of Zork suddenly decide that you having an anti-Grue uniform would be unfair to the Grues, and they take it away from you.
> _

As you have survived for one move, you have beaten Death at Zork.

"IT SEEMS THAT SOMEHOW I, DEATH, HAVE BEEN BEATEN. YOU ARE FREE TO RETURN TO THE LIVING."

Death steps aside, revealing the glowing round portal leading back to the land of the living.

You confidently stride towards it, but pause just before you step through. You slowly turn around.


> "Just one last question, Deathy Mc Deathdeath. Would you permit me to see what you look like underneath your cloak?"

Death pauses for an awfully long time before replying.

"WHAT? BUT WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO KNOW THAT?"


> "Oh, no reason. Except that, in the time it took you to answer that question, I have deducted that you... are not Death at all!"

"GASP!" gasps Death with a gasp.


How on Earth do you know? To find out the solution, turn to Page 86.


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