Game:Zork/Zork/Grue

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Road out of Hell	Score: 0	Moves: 11
Zork left  Nondescript Room Score: 0 Moves: 1 > examine grue Man, you've never played this game before, have you? The Grue devours you before you have a chance to scream. *** You have died *** Would you like to start over, restore a saved position, or end this session of Zork? (Type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT): > _ Final scores: Death: 1 move. You: 1 move. "OKAY, AS YOU KNOW I, DEATH, NORMALLY MAINTAIN THIS SOLEMN, RESERVED EXTERNAL VENEER, IN KEEPING WITH THE SOLEMNITY OF THE METAPHYSICAL CONCEPT WHICH I ANTHROPOMORPHICALLY REPRESENT, BUT HOLY BATFINK MONKEYDIDDLES WHAT IN THE FROTZ POSSESSED YOU TO TYPE "EXAMINE GRUE" WHEN YOU FULLY KNEW THAT DOING SO WOULD RESULT IN YOU BEING HORRIBLY KILLED, AS YOU OBSERVED MYSELF DOING NOT ONE SECOND BEFORE - YOU IDIOT?!" > "Ummm... because I'm a stupid poopy-head who doesn't think before typing stuff?" "CORRECT. ALSO:" *** YOU JUST LOST THE GAME *** Would you like to try to forget it again, compare how you're doing against others, or remember The Game for a bit longer? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT): restart restore quit Template:zorkdied