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Score: 10
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Moves: 30
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> Enter hut
You enter the hut and find yourself confronted by a SWAT team with SMGs.
> hey guys
What's that?! You don't agree with His Excellency, President for Life Bob Mugabe's official policies? You're trying to undermine Zimbabwe and her precious democracy, aren't you? TRAITOR TO THE REVOLUTION! FASCIST IMPERIALIST PIG! OPEN FIRE!!!
> run like hell from lunatics
First rule of thumb when you go to Africa, O ignorant one. Always wear a T-shirt with the dictator's Facebook avatar on it or they'll kill you.
> don T-shirt
The "Mugabe is God" T-shirt doesn't become available until Level 6, along with the MacDonalds Coupon. Sorry!
BANG BANG BANG
It appears that the last blow was too much for you. I'm afraid that you are dead.
As you take your last breath, you feel relieved of your burdens. The feeling passes as you find yourself before the gates of Hell, where the spirits jeer at you and deny you entry. Your senses are disturbed. The objects in the dungeon appear indistinct, bleached of color, even unreal.
> examine me
You appear to be made of a translucent floating white substance. There seems to be a golden halo hovering above your head.
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