Game:Zork/Wearethechampions

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 Victory Score: 5,000,000,002 Moves: You fuckin' won!


*** YOU HAVE WON ***

You WIN!!! We are the Champions, my friends! We'll keep on fighting till the end! We are the Champions, we are the Champions! No time for losers 'cause we are the Champions... of the Zork!


THE END.......?



> I won?


did you seriously think you won Zork?


....


NO!

Suddenly, ALL The Zork implementors and Unfocom Staff Come Out of no-where and take turns in beating you all over the place. Then, They summon 60 Grues to come and rip you to shreds, and then they throw your mangled body to A CABBAGE, that BREAKS EVERY BONE IN YOUR F**KING BODY, it spits out your mangled entrails, into the mouth of an Snuffleupagus, which takes a sh*tty Diarrhoea dump on your broken skull.


THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR TRYING TO WIN ZORK.


*** You've been Grue'd ***


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